BRAG & BOAST
(I don't mean to brag
I don't mean to boast)
But I blow bitches' minds
From coast to coast
I'm the host with the most
DUI's
Nah I tend to get off with a DWW
Driving While White
In my blue VW
We trouble you
Because you don't get it
If I have to explain it
You're never gonna get it
Don't sweat it, forget it
I won't split it
Hairs, hirsute
You're like hey dude
Where's my hair suit?
I'm like hey dude
I don't care dude
had about enough
where-to's and here's-to's
ain't bickle and this ain't my pickle
don't give a damn bout a hood and a sickle
hoodie and some skittles
don't drink the Arizona
this isn't a riddle
never had fiddle faddle
haven't got a paddle
Creek looks familiar
Are we at the top yet?
How many hits
Is it time to drop yet?

(I don't mean to brag
I don't mean to boast…)
But I blow bitches' minds
From coast to coast

(I don't mean to brag
I don't mean to boast…)
But I spread pot butter
On my bitch’s toes

(I don't mean to brag
I don't mean to boast…)
But I keep the panties wet
And I got the moist toast


Who knows where I'm from
Don't know where I'm going
Train left the station
But the raps still flowing
The maps still glowing
X marks the spot
But I lost the map
And it just got dark
Bout outta gas
No place to park
Pull over? Hell no!
Wild & Wooly
Criss Cross between The Teacher
& Schooly D
If you have to ask who's he
Take the backseat
Second thought, take the trunk
Never fake the funk
Upfront when I'm fronting
I can block my own cock
No need for cunt-bunting
Go back to sock hops
Take your poodle skirt
And all your little Yes-bitches
Come back after you've grown
Into your britches
F’ stitches
Snitches get left in ditches
Black sesame seaweed ice cream:
Delicious

(I don't mean to brag
I don't mean to boast…)
But I blow bitches' minds
From coast to coast

(I don't mean to brag
I don't mean to boast…)
But I spread pot butter
On my bitch’s toes

(I don't mean to brag
I don't mean to boast…)
But I keep the panties wet
And I got the moist toast

(I don't mean to brag
I don't mean to boast…)
But when it comes to mouf
You know I eat the most

(I don't mean to brag
I don't mean to boast…)
But I spread bitches’ asses
On my breakfast toast

(I don't mean to brag
I don't mean to boast…)
But when I skeeted in her eye
It was a fatal dose

(I don't mean to brag
I don't mean to boast…)
But I like hot pussy
On my breakfast toast

(I don't mean to brag
I don't mean to boast…)
But I blow bitches' minds
From coast to coast

LET'S BE FRIENDS FOREVER
-That thing you said
-It stuck in my head
-And now I'm all alone
-In this big bed
Why'd you have to leave me?
Oh yeah, I left you
But why'd you have to let me go
You had to know
I'd want you back
By the time I got back home
I'd have you on the phone
-And I'd be crying my eyes out
-But you didn't find out
-Cause you didn't call me
You never called me
No I never called you again
Let's be friends
Let's never talk
Let's never spend
Any time
Any money
Together
Let's be friends forever
Let's be friends forever
As long as we're not forever
Let's be friends for ever and ever

You shoulda knew
-I shoulda known
We shoulda talked
We shoulda thrown
All that bad stuff out the window
Instead we swept it under the rug
We stood up and hugged
We lay back down
You turned around
Then I pulled that rug out from under
-Bus rolled by
-You threw us under
Never saw it coming
Woke up broken
Hit the ground running
And I never looked back
And when I get back
Let's talk
About the weather
Let's sweat the small stuff
Let's be friends forever
Let's be friends forever
As long as we're not forever
Let's be friends for ever and ever

JUICIN'
Chillin' in the kitchen
Smokin' indo
Making organic juice
Blazed out
With my mind on my veggies and my veggies on my mind

Chillin' in the kitchen
Smokin' indo
Making organic juice
Blazed out
With my mind on my veggies and my veggies on my mind

First you take the spinach.
-Spinach?
Shhhh…. not finished
Just getting started
Got the swiss chard and the kale
-Kale?
Hale yeah.
We got the lacinato
Cuz that’s the ish you gotto
Have if you wanna make the
DARK
GREEN
HARD
CORE
ORGANIC
JUICE
Then we take the beets
You know we got the beats
We got more funky vegetables
Than we could ever eat
Peel that beet
Wash that carrot
Rap it out loud
So the people can hear it
Did someone say Ginger?
Forgive me, my ninja
No fingering the juicer
-So you don’t get injured
Apples and lemons
Ain’t a blender
We’re about to go on a bender
Want some juice?
Take a number
Oh, you wanna help?
Peel this cucumber

Chillin' in the kitchen
Smokin' indo
Making organic juice
Blazed out
With my mind on my veggies and my veggies on my mind

Chillin' in the kitchen
Smokin' indo
Making organic juice
Blazed out
With my mind on my veggies and my veggies on my mind

-I'll get some green and spark it
-Head to the farmers market
-And now I'm feeling ready
-To find some fruits and veggies
-Bargaining and haggling
-It's a free-market battle
-Buy some steaks on the side
-Cause it's grass-fed cattle
-Take my treasure home
-Get in the juicin' zone
-I'll cook some rice while I'm dicing,
-Peeling, chopping and slicing
-Making juice it the truth
-It's the fountain of youth
-I'm 300 years old and my colon's till golden

Chillin' in the kitchen
Smokin' indo
Drinking organic juice
Blazed out
With my mind on my veggies and my veggies on my mind

Chillin' in the kitchen
Smokin' indo
Drinking organic juice
Blazed out
With my mind on my veggies and my veggies on my mind
Juice helps keep us regular
We drink juice on the regular
It’s gotta be organic
That’s how we all demand it
It’s a natural tonic
Goes great with colonics
It’ll help you lose weight
But you gotta stay on it
Monsanto’s demonic
Keep the clones for the chronic
No synthetic pesticides
That’s just how we ride
Glide along the surface
Keeping mother earth nourished
-Now the nectar tastes better
The ejaculate’s immaculate

Chillin' in the kitchen
Smokin' indo
Making organic juice
Blazed out
With my mind on my veggies and my veggies on my mind

Chillin' in the kitchen
Smokin' indo
Making organic juice
Blazed out
With my mind on my veggies and my veggies on my mind

LET'S FRENCH
[Baby we don’t gotta do nothing you don’t wanna do. Sex? I just wanna kiss you, baby. So you wanna make out or what?]

Let's cut to the chase
Let's cut to you sucking on my face
Let's skip the perfunctory
And get to the tonsil hockey
Let's skip to you and me
& our tongues all sloppy

You had me at hello
Saw me quiver like Jello
Let's get the check
Then we can go and neck
Deep kiss, talk close
I can tell you got soul
Now let me try to find it
With the tip of my tongue
Let me try to find it
With the tip of my tongue
the tip of my tongue
Let me try to find it
With the tip of my tongue

Come on
Let's French
Come on
Let's French
Come on
Let's French
Let's French

Come on
Let's French
Come on
Let's French
Come on
Let's French
Let's French


I’m sick of rapping
I’m tired of talking
No need to run
But let’s start walking
I’d rather go to your place
But we could go to my place
Either way we go
Let’s get face to face
I said kissing you
I didn’t say sticking you
I wanna be licking you
I wanna be listening to you
I wanna be touching you
I wanna be hugging you
I wanna be loving it.

Come on
Let's French
Come on
Let's French
Come on
Let's French
Let's French

Come on
Let's French
Come on
Let's French
Come on
Let's French
Let's French

Come on
Let's French
Come on
Let's French
Come on
Let's French
Let's French

Come on
Let's French
Come on
Let's French
Come on
Let's French
Let's French

I'M RAPPIN'
Too many motherfuckin wack rappers
Too many motherfuckin dope rappers
Voice from the clouds says,
Stop rapping.
Voices in my head says,
Quit rapping.
Something in my spleen says,
Keep rappin...

I'm rappin I'm rappin
I'm motherfuckin rappin
I'm old enough to be your fuckin dad
And I'm rappin

Kinda scrappy
Kinda plucky
If I didn't have a cock
They'd say I got moxie
Got spunk
29 years been smoking that skunk
Can't dunk
Except donuts
Every time I get home
My dogs go nuts
40-ahem years old
2 dogs, no wife
No job in sight
No strife
That's my life

I'm rappin I'm rappin
I'm motherfuckin rappin
I'm old enough to be your fuckin dad
And I'm rappin
I'm rappin I'm rappin
I'm motherfuckin rappin
I'm old enough to be your fuckin dad
And I'm rappin

Pants crappin
Sheets sharting
By the time I retire
I'll be retired
You can't fire me
Motherfucker I quit
But I ain't gonna quit
Spitting shit like this
Straight outta bull's arse
Full retar-tar
Start dropping f-bombs
I'll hit you with a R-tard
Arf Arf!
Where my dogs at?
Who let the dogs out?
(Who let the dogs out?
Woof! Woof!)
Who let him in?
He's scaring the women
Looking like Tintin
Where the succotash is Snowy?
And where ya been Slim?
Gettin trim
By the skin of your teeth
Spanking cans
By the seat of your pants
Just back from Cannes
And you're ready to dance
We got plans, man
Get in the van

Too many motherfuckin wack rappers
Too many motherfuckin dope rappers
Voice from the clouds says,
Stop rapping.
Voices in my head says,
Quit rapping.
Something in my spleen says,
Keep rappin...

I'm rappin I'm rappin
I'm motherfuckin rappin
I'm old enough to be your fuckin dad
And I'm rappin
I'm rappin I'm rappin
I'm motherfuckin rappin
I'm old enough to be your fuckin dad
And I'm rappin

I LIKE
Yo Nappy G stole this beat right here, shit he’s producing this whole damn mix tape, man, Couldn’t be no cheese hole productions without Nappy G….

Hot water is the shit I like
Cold water is the shit I like
Long showers, I like
Vaginas, I like
All kinds of cheese, I like
Led Zeplin
Larry David
Dr. Roxo
Marijuana
Bong hits, that’s the shit I like
Long shits, that’s the shit I like
Vaginas, that’s the shit I like
WFMU, that’s the shit I like
Rakim, that’s the shit I like
Too $hort
Killer Mike
Outkast
Large amounts of grass
Drugs, that’s the shit I like
Vicodin
Adderrall
Dilaudid
My dogs,
Cool bitches, that’s the shit I like
Strong women
Good head
Cunnilingus, that’s the shit I like
Getting faded
Money when it ain’t too tainted
Looking at paintings, that’s the shit I like
Zelly Rock
Jellystone Park
El Producto, that’s the shit I like
Knuckles on a cut, that’s the shit I like
Nate dogg that’s the shit I like
No homo
I like Homos
I like Lesbians
Gay Men
Islands in the cayman
Cave men
Skipping church, Amen
Aids tests, that’s the shit I like
Satanists, that’s the shit I like
Fake shit, that’s the shit I like
Gay lit
Foot licks
Little clits that don't dicks
Drum clicks, that’s the shit I like
Sour diesel
Making weed legal
Bald headed eagles
Drinks at the Regal Beagle
Ice Cream & Beer, that’s the shit I like
Terriers
America
Breaking down barriers
Vaginal areas
Areolas, that’s the shit I like
Aurora borealis
More hits from the chalice
No malice, I like
Not jealous, I like
Medical edibles
Nice cuticles
Burning down cubicles
Rikers Mikers, that’s the shit I like
Josh Tree & Reggie Watts
Dred Scott, that’s the shit I like
Whut Whut!, I like
Noreaga
Big Pun & Biggie
De La, jungle brothers
Big Daddy Kane &
Biz Markie, I like
Black sharpies
The feeling I get when I find my car keys
Cool sheets
Kool Keith, I like
Chief Keef,
Video, I don’t KNOW
But thanks for the beat!

What happened to the beat?

LEGALIZE IT
Legalize it!
& don't criticize it!
Legalize it!
(yeah, yeah)
and I will advertise it

VERSE 1 (Extra Cheese)
Legalize the herb,
To continue to resist the passage of this necessary legislation
is wholly absurd! Word...
Leads to deeds,leads to "Free the Weed".
Legalize the herb...
Call it medical, or recreational, or economical, or ecumenical
Any way ya take it, how can't ya be amenable?
It's tenable, it's sensible, it's intentional.
We ain't cannibals!
We don't wanna eat your babies
We're just animals & this is a plant
We're all animals & this is a plant
We're all animals & this is a plant
It's just a plant
It's just a plant
It's just a plant

VERSE 2 (Zelly Rock)
'Cuz Mary, all I wanna do with you is twist a few
I know You know the outcome
Ask Malcolm (ooo-weee!)
About the autographic, automatic, symbiotic
Feelings of passion
When I'm smashing!
(We so) Tired fi smoke weed inna backyard
We wan fi come out in the open
Tired fi lick weed in a gulley
We wan fi smoke chalice in a courtyard
And we walkin to & fro,
in the outside even though
I need my freedom to burn when I please
So PLEASE! Babylon fi legalize the trees
Let them breathe!
Me say,so PLEASE!
Stop the pressure 'pon all of the weed
Babylon 'a-tease
Protein fiber,
'Dis hère one will make you wiser
Jerry-rig a ballast
& light like McGyver
Fi feel di fire,feel the flames 'a get higher
But you can't see mi smoke
because mi lick di vaporizer!
Kaiser-medicated, dedicated soldiers
'pon di Arizer
Ragamauffin
Paizer & di man called Elijah
Burn a bigga spliff & burn out Al Qaeda
Propanganda,we believe them
Neither or neither!
So PLEASE!
Babylon have fi legalize the trees
Let them breathe!
Me say,so PLEASE!
Stop the pressure 'pon all of the weed
Babylon 'a-tease
FREEZE!
Heyyy!
Diggi-dong-dong-dong oyyyyy!
Babylon fi make dem freeze
& Dem get pom dem knees...
E-e-ease!
CHORUS
Legalize it!
& don't criticize it!
Legalize it!
(yeah, yeah)
and I will advertise it

VERSE 3 (Nappy G)
Dr-dr-dr-dr-dr-drug definition
Connected to addicion
Switchin habituation in your mental situation
So alcohol, tobacco & caffeine are Drugs,
But if I smoke some ganja,
Then they call me a Thug!
It's hard for them to handle us,
The People smoking cannabis,
We got no tolerance for all the blind followers,
The screamers, the hollerers,
Y'all need some knowledge,
'Cuz Nappy G, Zelly Rock & Extra Cheese
Bring the legalese!
(Extra Cheese)
I just wanna get high,
Why I gotta get my doctor's permission to fly?
(Zelly Rock)
And you can get popped in 1 state,
& miss your court date
And be medicated-up in another
& still be goin through some bullshit-ass red tape
(Extra Cheese)
Why not work your farm,
Instead of pharmacies?
Reduce harm & co-exist in harmony
(Zelly Rock)
In this economy I AM a pharmacy,
It's like the book of Deuteronomy,
Epiphany!
I'm having Weed Fantasies!
CHORUS
Legalize it!
& don't criticize it!
Legalize it!
(yeah, yeah)
and I will advertise it!