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I'm Rappin'

from FREE CHEESE ep by M.C. Extra Cheese

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MCEC State of the Union 2013

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Too many motherfuckin wack rappers
Too many motherfuckin dope rappers
Voice from the clouds says,
Stop rapping.
Voices in my head says,
Quit rapping.
Something in my spleen says,
Keep rappin...

I'm rappin I'm rappin
I'm motherfuckin rappin
I'm old enough to be your fuckin dad
And I'm rappin

Kinda scrappy
Kinda plucky
If I didn't have a cock
They'd say I got moxie
Got spunk
29 years been smoking that skunk
Can't dunk
Except donuts
Every time I get home
My dogs go nuts
40-ahem years old
2 dogs, no wife
No job in sight
No strife
That's my life

I'm rappin I'm rappin
I'm motherfuckin rappin
I'm old enough to be your fuckin dad
And I'm rappin
I'm rappin I'm rappin
I'm motherfuckin rappin
I'm old enough to be your fuckin dad
And I'm rappin

Pants crappin
Sheets sharting
By the time I retire
I'll be retired
You can't fire me
Motherfucker I quit
But I ain't gonna quit
Spitting shit like this
Straight outta bull's arse
Full retar-tar
Start dropping f-bombs
I'll hit you with a R-tard
Arf Arf!
Where my dogs at?
Who let the dogs out?
(Who let the dogs out?
Woof! Woof!)
Who let him in?
He's scaring the women
Looking like Tintin
Where the succotash is Snowy?
And where ya been Slim?
Gettin trim
By the skin of your teeth
Spanking cans
By the seat of your pants
Just back from Cannes
And you're ready to dance
We got plans, man
Get in the van

Too many motherfuckin wack rappers
Too many motherfuckin dope rappers
Voice from the clouds says,
Stop rapping.
Voices in my head says,
Quit rapping.
Something in my spleen says,
Keep rappin...

I'm rappin I'm rappin
I'm motherfuckin rappin
I'm old enough to be your fuckin dad
And I'm rappin
I'm rappin I'm rappin
I'm motherfuckin rappin
I'm old enough to be your fuckin dad
And I'm rappin

credits

from FREE CHEESE ep, released October 22, 2013
Produced, Recorded and Mixed by Nappy G
Words and Rapping by MC Extra Cheese
Mastered by Frank Merritt aka Frankie Francis

Contains uncleared samples from an Ohio Players song (we can’t remember which one) and from “Cold Lampin’ With Flavor” by Public Enemy (thanks!). Special appearance via YouTube by Willard “Mitt” Romney.

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