Chillin' in the kitchen
Smokin' indo
Making organic juice
Blazed out
With my mind on my veggies and my veggies on my mind

Chillin' in the kitchen
Smokin' indo
Making organic juice
Blazed out
With my mind on my veggies and my veggies on my mind

First you take the spinach.
-Spinach?
Shhhh…. not finished
Just getting started
Got the swiss chard and the kale
-Kale?
Hale yeah.
We got the lacinato
Cuz that’s the ish you gotto
Have if you wanna make the
DARK
GREEN
HARD
CORE
ORGANIC
JUICE
Then we take the beets
You know we got the beats
We got more funky vegetables
Than we could ever eat
Peel that beet
Wash that carrot
Rap it out loud
So the people can hear it
Did someone say Ginger?
Forgive me, my ninja
No fingering the juicer
-So you don’t get injured
Apples and lemons
Ain’t a blender
We’re about to go on a bender
Want some juice?
Take a number
Oh, you wanna help?
Peel this cucumber

Chillin' in the kitchen
Smokin' indo
Making organic juice
Blazed out
With my mind on my veggies and my veggies on my mind

Chillin' in the kitchen
Smokin' indo
Making organic juice
Blazed out
With my mind on my veggies and my veggies on my mind

-I'll get some green and spark it
-Head to the farmers market
-And now I'm feeling ready
-To find some fruits and veggies
-Bargaining and haggling
-It's a free-market battle
-Buy some steaks on the side
-Cause it's grass-fed cattle
-Take my treasure home
-Get in the juicin' zone
-I'll cook some rice while I'm dicing,
-Peeling, chopping and slicing
-Making juice it the truth
-It's the fountain of youth
-I'm 300 years old and my colon's till golden

Chillin' in the kitchen
Smokin' indo
Drinking organic juice
Blazed out
With my mind on my veggies and my veggies on my mind

Chillin' in the kitchen
Smokin' indo
Drinking organic juice
Blazed out
With my mind on my veggies and my veggies on my mind
Juice helps keep us regular
We drink juice on the regular
It’s gotta be organic
That’s how we all demand it
It’s a natural tonic
Goes great with colonics
It’ll help you lose weight
But you gotta stay on it
Monsanto’s demonic
Keep the clones for the chronic
No synthetic pesticides
That’s just how we ride
Glide along the surface
Keeping mother earth nourished
-Now the nectar tastes better
The ejaculate’s immaculate

Chillin' in the kitchen
Smokin' indo
Making organic juice
Blazed out
With my mind on my veggies and my veggies on my mind

Chillin' in the kitchen
Smokin' indo
Making organic juice
Blazed out
With my mind on my veggies and my veggies on my mind